The most terrifying commercial-grade fanny pack legally available on the market. Show pickpockets you’re no rube and that you’re on to their shenanigans with this wonder of modern accessorization. Whether you’re hitchhiking across Europe on gap year with your mom or you're gleaming the local cube with the rest of your skateboard gang, you’ll be the sharpest dressed (and most responsible!) little boy or girl on the playground with the limited edition Fanny Pack of Death.
